Thank you for the status report. I suspected you were still working hard to rid our property of little critters. Your report didn’t give enough details for me to determine the name of your latest project, and I’m fine with that. Next time, please don’t leave your report so close to the car (I almost stepped in it).
A reminder, I prefer to glance at your status reports at a distance. I am not a fan of picking up and disposing of your status reports. You may not have a problem with the dogs getting their mouths on your status reports, but I think it is gross and they should stay out of your business.
PS. Your former co-worker, Tully, is doing very well in the home office.